Thursday, June 25, 2009

Porn on the Road


One of the best things for me on the road is porn. It's pretty much fact that every guy jerks off. I know guys that have girlfriends and wives and they still jerk off. They are guaranteed a fuck or blow job everyday... yet still jerk off.

The guy I currently share a room with on the road and I talked about jerking off at the beginning of the season. At the time, I had a boyfriend... but told him it was a girlfriend back in New York. Just like my freshman year of college we set some ground rules.

No matter where we were, we would always order pizza to the room. If one of us were fucking we would leave the pizza box outside the door. We would try and give the guy a time frame but sometimes he would take longer than expected.

Most pizza deliveries come with menus. If one of us were gunna jerk off to porn we would leave the menu in front of the door.

Well, guys on the team caught on... that led to banging on doors and all of that.

Now, I am guessing that you guys want to hear that this led to he and I jerking off in our jock straps every night on the road.... well... it doesn't happen that way with he and I.

I have woken up at night and saw the bathroom light on and just assumed he was either taking a dump or jerkin it.

The next morning I asked him point blank. He fessed up to jerkin off. When he would disappear with his laptop, I knew he was going to bust a load. He has a pretty amazing body but I really don't think of him like that.

There is one guy that i wanna talk about that is my crush of the season who is NOT on my team.

I would also like to thank the site guys with IPhones for helping me jerk off at night.

If any of these guys are you... I want to bust my load all over you.




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You must really like that guy in the blue shorts :-)

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Unknown said...

To imagine that gay porn was difficult to get hold of even a decade back!

dan said...

man I agree about that iphone site. hope you're doing well on the road, and good to see your post. I am hoping with time you start to look for the next "bf" out there for ya, maybe ya need another last vegas trip or something. ha
later

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John B said...

Yeah that guys with iphones site is awesome. I would like to say that one of those guys in the pics is me but it's not. You're welcome to bust your load all over me anytime though. Ha ha.

RB said...

Why do guys make such a big deal about jacking off? Everyone does it. But every guys acts like he doesn't.

Bi Like Me said...

Now Im hungry for pizza!

Thirty3 Naked Laydies said...

RB, we agree. Jerking is NATURAL and universal among ALL men. Nothing to be ashamed of. Now, if you get caught, yeah, it's embarassing... but eh, cums with the territory.

Now, what's more interesting is that you and your roomie have worked out a pizza/menu deal that works. If anything, it shows how normal, healthy, civilized and respectful you both are. We say, jerk on! :)